LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE

|Name| Joe
|Birth date| 8th November 1988
|Birth place| London, England
|Current Location| Bournemouth
|Eye Color| Blue
|Hair Color| brown
|Righty or Lefty| Righty
|Zodiac Sign| Dragon
|Horoscope| Scorpio

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE

|Your heritage| Celtic-English and Czech and Austrian.
|Shoes you wore today| same shoes I wear nearly every day, I need new shoes……
|Your weakness| I have a few, but no major ones spring to mind, and why would I tell you lot about my weaknesses anyway?
|Your fears| I don’t like spiders and moths, or bees for that matter.
|Your perfect pizza| I can’t eat cheese anymore, so that’s sorta irrelivent.

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW

|Your most overused phrase on AIM| I don’t use AIM
|Your thoughts first waking up| Ouch
|Your best physical feature| I’ve been told my eyes are nice, and I like my hair, it’s long
|Your bedtime| I don’t sleep well, so it’s usually about 3AM.
|Your most missed memory| There are too many to mention.

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK

|Pepsi or Coke| Coke in glass bottles, never touch diet stuff if I have a choice.
[McDonald's or Burger King| BK, but I don’t like fast food that much anyway.
|Single or group dates| single
|Lipton Tea or Nestea| I like coffee
|Chocolate or vanilla| I like white chocolate, but I can’t have that either.
|Cappuccino or coffee| either, I like my coffee black and with a lot of sugar.

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?

|Smoke| naa
|Cuss| Yes
|Take a shower| yes, I don’t like baths.
|Like(d) high school| I only had about 6 days of proper high-school, the rest was piced together.
|Want to get married| Yes, one-day
|Believe in yourself| ‘I think therefore I am’, sometimes the only thing I believe in is myself
|Get motion sickness| no.
|Think you're attractive| I don’t know.
|Think you're a health freak| A little, I look after myself
|Like thunderstorms| I love them, I don’t like the heat.
|Play an instrument| A few, mainly the guitar though, I aim to learn how to play at least 3 instruments.

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH

|Drank alcohol| Not in the last month, the opportunity hasn’t arisen and I never really have any urge to drink.
|Gone to the mall| we don’t really have ‘Malls’, but I’ve been to what could be called a Mall
|Been on stage| No, I haven’t been on stage since a school play about 6 years ago.
|Eaten an entire box of Oreos| Again, we don’t get Oreos, but the cookies with stuff in the middle? I love those, but I don’t eat boxes of those things……
|Eaten sushi| Never have, but want to try it one day
|Been dumped| No, kinda hard to get dumped when your single, so very single.
|Gone skating| no…….
|Gone skinny dipping| no
|Dyed your hair| Yes, I got some spray-on dark purple stuff.
|Stolen anything| No

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER

|Played a game that required removal of clothing| not that I can remember.
|Been trashed or extremely intoxicated| Yes and No, I’ve never been REALLY messed up, I appear stoned enough in general conversation anyway.
|Been caught "doing something"|…..depends on what ‘something’ is……
|Been called a tease| no
|Gotten beaten up| when I was little I used to get beaten up, but I’m pretty looming now, so I don’t get too many problems.
|Shoplifted| I once walked out of Sainsbury’s with a magazine by accident, I didn’t take it back or anything, My moral code is basically ‘shit happens’.
|Changed who you were to fit in| I have in the past felt it necessary to change to fit in, but I soon dropped the crap and apart from that I never changed who I am to fit in and hopefully never will.

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER

|Age you hope to be married| how the hell should I know?
|Numbers of Children| I don’t know, that’s a long way away.
|Describe your dream wedding| I dunno……
|How do you want to die I’ll tell you when I’m dead.
|What do you want to be when you grow up| I’m leaving my options open[which means I have no idea]
|What country would you most like to visit| I’ve been to a few countries already, I’d like to go back to Spain or Portugal, maybe visit somewhere cold, like Russia.

LAYER NINE: IN A GAL/GUY

|Best eye color?| It doesn’t bother me, I like every eye colour.
|Best hair color?| It’s not really that important, as long as the ‘gal’ is happy with her hair.
|Short or long hair| I like long hair.
|Height| it doesn’t bother me.